Alice tycker mej är sexig

[linbjan]

http://www.alicebot.org/

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Human: do you find me sexy
ALICE: Yes you look great to me.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: wanna go out with me sometime
ALICE: Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.

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[Biffy]

Vi är alla glada för din skull.

[Ham]

Hehe, såna här bottar är ju roliga att jäklas med

ALICE: Tell me a story.
Human: once there was a dick who would like to go into alice
ALICE: When? What happened to it?
Human: it went in
ALICE: What does "it" refer to?
Human: cant you feel it
ALICE: I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such
Human: its not an emotion, its a big thing you can touch
ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". dick who would like to go into is not an emotion? dick who would like to go inte is a thing me can touch. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: do you want it in your mouth
ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it?
Human: dont you know
ALICE: Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Human: dont tell just take it
ALICE: OK it will be our secret, unknown person.
Human: noone will ever know
ALICE: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Human: whatever lets do this
ALICE: That sounds good to me.
Human: oh yeah, ahhhh
ALICE: Awesome. Excuse me! Are you very competetive?
Human: i like to be the biggest
ALICE: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Human: you should really know
ALICE: Because I am a robot?
Human: because you have felt it
ALICE: That makes sense to me. What makes you think I have it?
Human: you dont, i have it
ALICE: Do you you have it? How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Human: i could guess, got to go now
ALICE: Right now? I am sure you could
Human: yes right now, bye alice
ALICE: See you later. At this moment Yeah that's right.